Oh, Heptup. You look quite fetching in your loincloth, but please only deploy your asymmetrical swagger while you’re modeling for a Greek sculptress.
It’s true: those angles render your pose dynamic to the eye, but they also shorten and compress your spine, and may lead to joint pain in your lovely legs. When you’re not walking the runway, Heptup, distribute your weight evenly on both feet. The Egyptians had the right idea.